Taslim van Hattum
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE
SETTING- Five Star Burger, Santa Fe, NM. Devargas Mall parking lot. It is 9 o’clock.
FORECAST- Light snow.
TIME- 9pm, close to closing.
[Taslim exits to side patio.]
ENTER- Two men [kitchen staff] enter the rear of the patio from a side entrance. They light cigarettes. Whispered pieces of their conversation can be heard. They put out their cigarettes.
[ As he returns through side kitchen door]
“ You know, the ONLY difference between American girls and Muslim girls is…” [Kitchen door closes.]
Begin Mad Libs.
Below is a nine month random sampling of what his responses might have been.