Taslim van Hattum

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE

SETTING- Five Star Burger, Santa Fe, NM. Devargas Mall parking lot. It is 9 o’clock.
FORECAST- Light snow.
TIME- 9pm, close to closing.
[Taslim exits to side patio.]
ENTER- Two men [kitchen staff] enter the rear of the patio from a side entrance. They light cigarettes.  Whispered pieces of their conversation can be heard. They put out their cigarettes.

Man 1:
[ As he returns through side kitchen door]
“ You know, the ONLY difference between American girls and Muslim girls is…”  [Kitchen door closes.]

Begin Mad Libs.
Below is a nine month random sampling of what his responses might have been.